Joe and Matt Bomer talk (and sing) about thongs with MTV Hollywood Crush
STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU! BUT YOU CAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT GOLD LAME THONGS!
1. I am excellent at knife-throwing.
2. My eyes are so bad, they can’t be corrected by laser surgery.
3. I made the junior Olympic volleyball team when I was 16.
4. I worked as a roadie for the rock band Goldfinger.
5. I was an altar boy.
6. I once planned on playing college basketball and…
Where the eff was he when I was working with bands TOURING with Goldfinger? And yes, #23 damn near killed me.
I’m sure by now, you’ve read the rumors and I’m here to confirm that I have broken things off with Joe Manganiello. Without my prior knowledge, he has proposed to his actual girlfriend. Although I admit I was shocked at first, the split is amicable and we remain imaginary friends.